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Alestorm - Shit Boat (No Fans) (Live at Paganfest 2025)

Shit Boat (No Fans)
Alestorm
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Song lyrics

[Chorus:]
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a f*cking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristoff's gonna take a shit on your f*cking lawn

[Verse:]
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poop deck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like LEGO bricks

[Chorus:]
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a f*cking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristoff's gonna take a shit on your f*cking lawn

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