George Carlin - listen to all songs

Things We Say When People Die

He's Smiling Down

Parents in Hell

People Refuse to Be Realistic

A Couple of Other Questions

What a Phone Call Should Be

Just Enough Bullshit

No One Questions Things

Takin' off Yer Hat

Swearing on the Bible

You Have No Rights

The Opening

Traffic Accidents–Keep Movin'!

You & Me (Things That Come off Your Body)

People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books

Motivation Seminars

Parents of Honor Students

Baby Slings

"My Daddy"

Telephone Mimes

Hands-Free Telephone Headsets

Answering Machines

Family Newsletters

People Who Wear Visors

Singers with One Name

Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons

People Who Misuse Credit Cards

Guys Named Todd

Gun Enthusiasts

White Guys Who Shave Their Heads

NASA-Holes

Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments

Mother's Club

Killer Carlin

Captain Jack & Jolly George

War Movies

Herb Coolhouse

Edward R. Murrow

Lenny Bruce - Mort Sahl