Bang Splat Makes Music Wonderful

All-Time Odilon Green Sensation

Illeana Douglas, Oh Yeah!

Steve Keene Art Factory Song!

Best Jim Wallace Best Ever

Penny Johnson Jerald

Colton Harris Moore, Put Your Shoes On!

Jacques Tati Good Movie Man

Emily Milling Greatest Always

Justin Decloux Always Best

Will Sloan Wonderful Genius

Presidential Song About Chester A. Arthur

James K. Polk Leader Yes

I Made This Song About Werner Herzog

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What a Millard Fillmore Song!

White House Franklin Pierce Leader Song

Koko the Gorilla Is a Great Gorilla

Detective Paul Holes Will Get You If You're Bad!

Writer Maggie Serota Is an Excellent Journalist

Forest Fenn Adventure Treasure Song

Lilly Reinheart, Oh Yeah

Mark Consuelos, Oh Yeah!

Greatest Marisol Nichols Song

You, Alan Cross, Are an Excellent Musicologist Genius

Mira Sorvino Forever

Bob Ross Paint so Nice

Fred Rogers Is Your Nice Neighbor

Chelsea Hassler Is the Subject of This Great Song

Neil Postman Is My Favorite Media Theorist Ever

A Pretty Good Song About Jan Harold Brunvand

This Song Is About Mike Drucker

Mara Reinstein Music Song

Good Song About Rob Sheffield

Mary Mallon Give Typhoid to People Bad

Mia Wasikowska Actress Wonderful

Nicholas of Tolentino

Wonderful Peter Kuplowsky Always

Patrick Klepek Fine Song

J. M. Desantis Best Art-Making Genius Ever Song

You, Dana Schwartz, Are Wonderful

I Like the Writer Jesse Farrar

Katie Cunningham Writes Great Articles Always

Amy Kaufman Writer Absolutely

Song About Erin Gloria Ryan

(I Made This Nice Song About) Steven Hyden

Ken Mills Is the Podfather

Claudia O'Doherty Is Funny, And She Makes Me Laugh